Friday, August 21, 2015

you learn something new every day

I know I've talked in my sleep before, but I didn't know you could laugh in your sleep?? I must have been dreaming something hilarious. 

this comic is pretty bad, but whatever! maybe you'll dream about it tonight and laugh in your sleep and creep out whoever you live with, and the circle of life will go on

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

a very realistic fear

the gap between the elevator doors is totally wide enough that your phone could fall down into the elevator shaft and THEN WHAT??? hey guys please stop the elevator so I can crawl down the elevator shaft and get my phone back before an elevator car crushes it or a moleman sewer king steals it and treasures it forever like in that episode of Hey Arnold